Mamma Mia! What a fine diet this is!

The first thing you have to do if you’re planning on doing the Pizza Diet is that you have to move to New York City or somewhere else with good pizza. There’s just really no point doing it if you have to order from Domino’s every day. I mean, I guess Domino’s will do in a pinch, but you can buy a frozen pizza at a grocery store for a lot cheaper if your standards aren’t too high.

I’m using my personal chef, Giuseppe, to make my pizza. Here’s a video I just made of him:

Look good? Oh, you betcha my life! It’s delishoos!

The Basics: Okay, on my version of the pizza diet is that you can have up to four slices of pizza per day and two sodas as well. You cannot eat anything else or drink anything else besides water. You can have one meat topping per slice and as many vegetable toppings as you like. You do this for three days.