Hmmm, I think I’m already starting to get a little sick of pizza. Or at least my standards are getting a little higher. You know how people will say, “Sex is like pizza. Even when it’s bad it’s still pretty good”? Well, that’s true enough, as far as it goes, but I have my own saying and it goes like this, “Sex is like pizza. I’m happy to have it four time a day, but when you’re having it that frequently you at least want it to be above average.” Thankfully there is only one more day to go on the Pizza Diet. I don’t want to ruin a good thing. You know how it goes. I remember once in college I had Corn Nuts for the first time and I loved them. Then whenever I would stop at a gas station I would pick up some Corn Nuts and enjoy them. Then, one day I saw some small bags of them on sale at 10 for a dollar and I bought 100 bags. And soon, of course, I started hating Corn Nuts and I haven’t had any since.

Now that I think of it,I could kind of go for some Corn Nuts. Actually, I’d be happy with anything that wasn’t pizza.

I’m not sure how effective this diet is going to be especially when it’s going to be followed up by a big Easter brunch. The problem is that it’s very easy to get a lot of calories from pizza, even if you limit yourself to a few slices a day, depending on where you get the pizza.

It’s okay if I don’t experience much of a weight-loss. The diet coming up after the pizza diet is bound to get me back on the right track (if it doesn’t kill me).