Oh, brother. I can see why nobody does Atkins anymore. It’s kind of gross. I love meat as much as the next guy, but I’m not sure I like it this much. You see, I’ve been going out of my way to make sure that I’m still eating a significant number of calories so that means I’m eating a lot of meat. I can’t imagine I’m losing any weight, but who knows, I’m not weighing myself until the end of the seven days.

One thing for sure is that it makes you feel like you have something rotting in your stomach to eat so much meat. I ate McDonald’s for a week and I felt like a million bucks, but not so with Atkins. It’s a good thing I’m anal about my oral hygiene or I’m sure my breath would be foul. Wow, that last sentence is probably the least sexual sentence on the internet that contains the words “anal” and “oral.”