Okay, this diet is a stroke of genius on my part. It’s going to upset nutritionists, communists, socialists, anti-globalizationists, animal-rights activists, hipsters, gourmands, dentists, and my mother. I apologize in advance to all of you for this monstrosity: The Coca-Cola and McDonald’s Diet.
Archive for April, 2007
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Posted in Coca-Cola and McDonald's Diet on April 10, 2007 | 2 Comments »
Pizza Diet – Summary
Posted in Pizza Diet on April 10, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Well, as I’ve explained, the pizza diet was a bust. It worked in the short-term, but the rebound from it after Easter and one day of being sick was tremendous. Over the course of three days on the diet I actually lost 3.5 pounds, but after a couple days of eating normally I gained back [...]
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Posted in Pizza Diet on April 9, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
I’m getting over a little cold/flu business so I’m holding things up for a day. Tomorrow I will write my summary report on the Pizza Diet (big failure), and I’ll announce the next diet.
Pizza Diet – Day 3 Report
Posted in Pizza Diet on April 8, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Here is the lesson of the Pizza Diet: There is nothing that doesn’t suck after 3 days straight of eating it. In fact, the problem with the Pizza Diet is one of expectations. When you go on, say, the grapefruit and cottage cheese diet, you know it’s going to suck and when it does it’s [...]
Pizza Diet – Day 2 Report
Posted in Pizza Diet on April 7, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Hmmm, I think I’m already starting to get a little sick of pizza. Or at least my standards are getting a little higher. You know how people will say, “Sex is like pizza. Even when it’s bad it’s still pretty good”? Well, that’s true enough, as far as it goes, but I have my own [...]
Pizza Diet – Day 1 Report
Posted in Pizza Diet on April 6, 2007 | 2 Comments »
Mamma Mia! What a fine diet this is! The first thing you have to do if you’re planning on doing the Pizza Diet is that you have to move to New York City or somewhere else with good pizza. There’s just really no point doing it if you have to order from Domino’s every day. [...]
Diet Announcement #2
Posted in Pizza Diet on April 5, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Okay, here’s what up next. It’s another three day diet, which is good because it means that I’ll finish up on Saturday, giving me the Easter holiday as my day of normal eating. So that works out well. If I haven’t explained it already, this blog is a day behind on reality. So I’m already [...]
The Hollywood 48-Hour Miracle Diet – Summary
Posted in Hollywood 48-Hour Miracle Diet on April 5, 2007 | 2 Comments »
Alas, Hollywood 48-Hour Miracle Diet, you have now passed. Our time together was brief, but memorable. But what are the numbers? Well, after 48 hours on the juice, I had lost about 8.5 pounds. After a day of eating normally I regained 3.5 of those pounds for an actual weight loss of 5 pounds. 5 [...]
Hollywood 48-Hour Miracle Diet – Day 2 Report
Posted in Hollywood 48-Hour Miracle Diet on April 4, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
And as fast as this diet begins, it’s over. This “Hollywood” diet is really glamorous. I feel like I’m ready to don a tux and go to The People’s Choice Awards! I love when an infomercial will have a paid celebrity endorsement, but they can’t really get anybody legit so they have to choose one [...]
Hollywood 48-Hour Miracle Diet – Day 1 Report
Posted in Hollywood 48-Hour Miracle Diet on April 3, 2007 | 1 Comment »
The Basics: Here’s what you do when you’re on the Hollywood 48-Hour Miracle Diet: You drink 4 oz of their magical elixir (mixed with 4 oz of water) four times a day. In addition you drink 8 more glasses of water throughout the day. That’s it. You can’t eat or drink anything else. So what [...]
