Well, day one on the Stewardess Diet is over, and I’m flying high! It’s good to see that being on these fad diets hasn’t dullened my brilliant comic wit. If you would like to follow along at home on the Stewardess Diet, here is what you will eat on Day 1. Breakfast: 1/2 grapefruit and [...]
Archive for May, 2007
Stewardess Diet – Day One Report
Posted in Stewardess Diet on May 30, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Next Diet Announcement
Posted in Stewardess Diet on May 29, 2007 | 1 Comment »
And….we’re back. Sorry, I got off track a little bit, but I’ve been preparing some interesting posts for this site, at least they’re what I would call interesting. And with the Memorial Day weekend in there I didn’t feel like starting something new when I should be out eating hamburgers and hot dogs. I’ve decided [...]
Status Report
Posted in Fat Camp on May 23, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Well, I’ve been doing the fad-diet-diet for just shy of two months and so far I have lost 20 pounds. But I’ve really only been on a fad-diet for about half of those days. The other days were spent recovering. For me the diet that has been the best combination of results and sustainability was [...]
Lebanese Doctor’s Diet – Summary
Posted in Lebanese Doctors on May 23, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
So what was the upshot of the big Lebanese Doctor’s Diet? Well, after 8 days on the diet I lost 13 pounds. Then I went on vacation for 4 days and gained 5 of those pounds back for an overall weight-loss of 8 pounds. Not bad. But also entirely not worth it. At least 6 [...]
Lebanese Doctor’s Diet – Day 7 and 8 Report
Posted in Lebanese Doctors on May 16, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
So I followed up the “Rachel” diet from the Lebanese Doctor’s website with the two-day Milk and Bananas diet from the same site. As the name implies, all you can eat on this diet are nachos and pancakes. No, I’m kidding, obviously what you can have is milk and bananas. But not an unlimited amount, [...]
Lebanese Doctor’s Diet – Day 5 and 6 Report
Posted in Lebanese Doctors on May 14, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Day 5 – Fruit Day Ah, beautiful fruit day! You know, if this diet reminds you of anything it’s that everything is relative. If someone came up to me out of the blue and told me I could only eat fruit for the day I would be like, “Are you out of your mind? Just [...]
Lebanese Doctor’s Diet – Day 3 and 4 Report
Posted in Lebanese Doctors on May 12, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Day 3 – Milk Day This diet is ridiculous. Milk day is remarkably unsatisfying. I feel like an infant only having milk all day (granted that feeling may come from the fact that I’m drinking that milk from a breast). Hmmm, I just noticed something. I thought this was going to be a 7 day [...]
Lebanese Doctor’s Diet – Day 1 and 2 Report
Posted in Lebanese Doctors on May 10, 2007 | 2 Comments »
I’m calling these two combined diets (The Rachel Diet and the Milk and Bananas Diet) from the Lebanese Doctor’s website the Lebanese Doctor’s Diet (or LebDoc) because it’s shorter and, to me, funnier. Day One – Vegetable Day On day one of the LebDoc Diet you can eat as many vegetables you want for three meals [...]
Next Diet Announcement
Posted in Lebanese Doctors on May 7, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Everybody knows there is a lot of garbage and misinformation floating around the internet. It’s rare you can find a site that you can trust — one that is not only well-written but scientifically accurate. Therefore I felt very fortunate to stumble upon this site: The Lebanese Doctors Diets. Finally! Here are some diets that are [...]
Atkins Diet – Summary
Posted in Atkins on May 3, 2007 | 2 Comments »
I understand that a lot of people have a real affinity for the low-carb diets, but after a week on Atkins, I don’t. I don’t really understand the point of the whole low-carb thing, even after reading up on it for this past week. When all was said and done I lost a pound doing Atkins [...]
