Here’s the premise of the Idiot-Proof Diet. Low-fat, low-carb, and low-calorie diets don’t work, they say. In regards to low-calorie diets they say, “You can never get slim by starving yourself.” That’s right, when people are starving they don’t lose weight. You’ve seen those people who were adrift at sea in a lifeboat for three [...]
Archive for September, 2007
Idiot-Proof Diet – Day 1
Posted in Idiot-Proof Diet on September 27, 2007 | 2 Comments »
Next Diet
Posted in Idiot-Proof Diet on September 26, 2007 | 1 Comment »
I spend a bit of time every week looking for new diets to try. I prefer ones that are obviously dumb, especially if there’s some gimmick to them. Sure, I could go on Weight Watchers or Jenny Craig or something, but there’s no real punch to those companies. They’re ultimately just a more structured way [...]
Subway’s Jared — Creepy Tool
Posted in Subway diet on September 21, 2007 | 1 Comment »
If you were reading when I was doing the Subway Diet then you know I have an unbridled and unfounded hatred for Jared, the Subway guy. I just think he’s an oafish boob, and he bothers me with all his lurching around and stiff, charmless commercials. I just recently uncovered more evidence that Jared is, [...]
Graham Diet – Summary
Posted in Graham Diet on September 18, 2007 | 1 Comment »
175 years ago, Sylvester Graham, inventor of the Graham cracker and old-time diet kook, told us we could be healthier and less beholden to our sexual desires if we would only follow his diet. Now I have put it to the test and I have good news and bad news for the ghost of Mr. [...]
Graham Diet – Day 3
Posted in Graham Diet on September 14, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
A lot of you who want to get your waist and libido in order are eager to hop on the Graham Diet. So here is the diet as I am doing it. With any luck you can drop a few pounds and not feel so tempted to engage in some heavy petting with the McMichaels [...]
Graham Diet – Day 1
Posted in Graham Diet on September 12, 2007 | 3 Comments »
Okay, here are the fundamentals of the Sylvester Graham diet as I’ve picked up from the 1835 book, “A Defence of the Graham System of Living: Or, Remarks on Diet and Regimen” by Sylvester Graham. Today I’ll talk about the eleven categories of food. These categories are taken directly from the book. 1. Animal food, [...]
Next Diet
Posted in Graham Diet on September 11, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
As a red-blooded, American male I have bigger concerns than just my weight. Oh sure, some people are bedridden because they’re too heavy to get off the mattress — there’s a diet for that. But what if you’re bedridden due to chronic self-pleasuring? Where’s the diet for that? What can you do if you’re plagued with [...]
Make Discipline Your Ally
Posted in Fat Camp on September 5, 2007 | 1 Comment »
I’ll be starting up a new diet in the next day or so. I’ve come to the point now where I’m losing as much weight inbetween the fad diets as I am when I’m on them, so at this point I’m purely doing the fad diets for shits and giggles. Depending on the diet the quality [...]
