You can only eat paper, but you can eat all the paper you want. That was in last weeks episode of 30 Rock. Do you watch that show? You should, it’s excellent. What else do you have to watch, Ugly Betty? Please. Have you ever heard of Kimkins? I hadn’t until recently, but it’s quite [...]
Archive for October, 2007
The Japanese Pornstar Diet
Posted in Fat Camp on October 18, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
The Fate Diet (aka The Dipshit-Proof Diet)
Posted in The Fate Diet on October 15, 2007 | 4 Comments »
I like trying to come up with new diets. This is my improvement on the Idiot-Proof Diet. I call it an improvement because it’s free and it has just as much science behind it as the Idiot-Proof Diet has (very little). You get all the structure of that diet and you get to pick the [...]
Idiot-Proof Diet – Summary
Posted in Idiot-Proof Diet on October 11, 2007 | 15 Comments »
I should have written more these past few days, but honestly I found this whole diet depressing. I can’t go on anymore diets that last for more than a few days. I can only subjugate my own better judgments for a few days at a time before I become miserable. For the first few days [...]
Idiot-Proof Diet – Day 8
Posted in Idiot-Proof Diet on October 5, 2007 | 2 Comments »
I don’t have any time to write, but in order to give people an understanding of the different types of eating patterns that make up the “calorie-shifting” on the Idiot-Proof Diet, I wanted to mention what day 8 consisted of. Here is the description from the diet itself: Today is a day of VEGETABLES AND [...]
Idiot-Proof Diet – Day 6
Posted in Idiot-Proof Diet on October 3, 2007 | 1 Comment »
Well I’m about half-way through the Idiot-Proof Diet, at this point the novelty has worn off a bit, but I’m still going strong. Here’s todays menu: DAY #6 Meal #1: Regular Cheese Slices Delicious Shrimp Meal #2: Frozen Yogurt Dessert Fresh Pears Meal #3: Turkey Slices Roast Beef Slices Meal #4: Peanuts Low Fat Milk [...]
Idiot-Proof Diet – Day 4
Posted in Idiot-Proof Diet on October 1, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
The Idiot-Proof Diet rolls on. Day 2 was an all-fruit day. It wasn’t all that bad except it takes me 45 minutes to find an apple I like. I have very high standards when it comes to fruit. If there is a slight blemish I toss it out. Come to think of it, I’m that way with [...]
