You can only eat paper, but you can eat all the paper you want.

That was in last weeks episode of 30 Rock. Do you watch that show? You should, it’s excellent. What else do you have to watch, Ugly Betty? Please.

Have you ever heard of Kimkins? I hadn’t until recently, but it’s quite possibly the greatest story every told (sorry bible). Read about it hereand follow the links. It’s pretty fascinating. The moral of the story is that you might not want to spend money on a diet from someone who only posts semi-anonymously on-line and won’t meet people in real life but claims to have had dramatic weight loss.  “But don’t you post semi-anonymously on-line and not post pictures?” you ask.  Yes, but I’m not selling anything. The day I come out with my line of Revival of The Faddist brand Energy Shakes and Slenderwear (body-compressing long-underwear), is the day I post exactly who I am. As of now I haven’t posted pictures but that’s just because I dig my privacy. I’ve been taking progress pics and I’ll post them at the end, but for now it’s not a priority. Although I’d be happy to meet up with anyone living in or traveling through NYC. We can have a big laugh about how I’m 680 pounds and bed-ridden.