My evil, big corporation diet has come to an end and capitalism has made me skinny. Well, not quite skinny but it was a fairly successful diet while I was on it. It might not be for everyone, but it worked for me. It was cheap. It was easy. It was tasty enough. And as American [...]
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Coca-Cola and McDonald’s Diet – Summary
Posted in Coca-Cola and McDonald's Diet on April 20, 2007 | 1 Comment »
Coca-Cola and McDonald’s Diet – Day 7 Report
Posted in Coca-Cola and McDonald's Diet on April 18, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
And another diet winds down. I have to tell you, there were a lot of doomsday predictions that didn’t come true. I heard that I was going to be tired all the time, that my skin would break out, that I’d be sick to my stomach, but none of those things happened. I feel fine, I [...]
Coca-Cola and McDonald’s Diet – Day 5 Report
Posted in Coca-Cola and McDonald's Diet on April 16, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
The diet goes forth. Nothing new to report. A friend of mine asked me how I stick to the diet. I don’t really know how I do it. Not sticking to it is just not an option I even consider. Here are more of my thoughts on it…
How to stick to a diet
I don’t consider [...]
Coca-Cola and McDonald’s Diet – Day 4 Report
Posted in Coca-Cola and McDonald's Diet on April 15, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
This is the result of my recent Coke whoring.
The 2 liter bottle with the yellow cap in the back is Coke that is made special this time of year for Passover. It’s made with sucrose instead of high fructose corn syrup. The Coke that comes in the glass bottle you see there is [...]
Coca-Cola and McDonald’s Diet – Day 2 Report
Posted in Coca-Cola and McDonald's Diet on April 13, 2007 | 1 Comment »
I’ve been reading a history of Coke these past few days that is pretty fascinating. It’s called For God, Country & Coca-Cola by Mark Pendergrast. If this was a more sophisticated blog I would have that as a link to Amazon and if you bought it through there I would make a quarter or something. [...]
Coca-Cola and McDonald’s Diet – Day 1 Report
Posted in Coca-Cola and McDonald's Diet on April 12, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
The Basics:
Breakfast – 1 can of Coke
Lunch – 1 can of Coke
Dinner – 1 McDonald’s Extra Value Meal, medium size with a Coke
Think of it like a poor man’s Slim Fast. Instead of a shake for breakfast, a shake for lunch, and then a sensible dinner it’s a can of Coke for breakfast, a can [...]
Next Diet Announcement
Posted in Coca-Cola and McDonald's Diet on April 10, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Okay, this diet is a stroke of genius on my part. It’s going to upset nutritionists, communists, socialists, anti-globalizationists, animal-rights activists, hipsters, gourmands, dentists, and my mother.
I apologize in advance to all of you for this monstrosity:
The Coca-Cola and McDonald’s Diet.
