Well, as I’ve explained, the pizza diet was a bust. It worked in the short-term, but the rebound from it after Easter and one day of being sick was tremendous. Over the course of three days on the diet I actually lost 3.5 pounds, but after a couple days of eating normally I gained back [...]

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I’m getting over a little cold/flu business so I’m holding things up for a day.
Tomorrow I will write my summary report on the Pizza Diet (big failure), and I’ll announce the next diet.

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Here is the lesson of the Pizza Diet: There is nothing that doesn’t suck after 3 days straight of eating it.
In fact, the problem with the Pizza Diet is one of expectations. When you go on, say, the grapefruit and cottage cheese diet,  you know it’s going to suck and when it does it’s no [...]

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Hmmm, I think I’m already starting to get a little sick of pizza. Or at least my standards are getting a little higher. You know how people will say, “Sex is like pizza. Even when it’s bad it’s still pretty good”? Well, that’s true enough, as far as it goes, but I have my own [...]

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Mamma Mia! What a fine diet this is!
The first thing you have to do if you’re planning on doing the Pizza Diet is that you have to move to New York City or somewhere else with good pizza. There’s just really no point doing it if you have to order from Domino’s every day. I [...]

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Okay, here’s what up next. It’s another three day diet, which is good because it means that I’ll finish up on Saturday, giving me the Easter holiday as my day of normal eating. So that works out well.
If I haven’t explained it already, this blog is a day behind on reality. So I’m already in [...]

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