I’ve earned my wings. I was on the Stewardess Diet for four days and lost six pounds. After two days off the diet I gained back three pounds for a net loss of three pounds. Not too bad. I’ll be honest with you, I don’t think there’s anything that bad about this diet, whether it’s [...]
Archive for the ‘Stewardess Diet’ Category
Stewardess Diet – Summary
Posted in Stewardess Diet on June 4, 2007 | 1 Comment »
Stewardess Diet – Day 4 Report
Posted in Stewardess Diet on June 3, 2007 | 1 Comment »
And now the Stewardess Diet comes to a close. Hopefully it’s not too late for these ladies. Here are the details on Day 4. Breakfast: ½ Grapefruit, Black Coffee or Tea (no sweetener or creamer) Lunch: 2 hard-boiled eggs, green beans, 6 oz. pineapple juice. Dinner: Broiled steak, lettuce & tomato salad (no dressing), 6 [...]
Stewardess Diet – Day 2 and 3 Report
Posted in Stewardess Diet on June 1, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
I think the stewardess diet is working. Pretty soon I’ll be shuffling down the aisle, reaching into the overhead bin for a blanket and having some drunk business man grab my ass. In all honesty, I don’t think this diet is all that bad. Often when people hear “fad diet” they flip out and I [...]
Stewardess Diet – Day One Report
Posted in Stewardess Diet on May 30, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Well, day one on the Stewardess Diet is over, and I’m flying high! It’s good to see that being on these fad diets hasn’t dullened my brilliant comic wit. If you would like to follow along at home on the Stewardess Diet, here is what you will eat on Day 1. Breakfast: 1/2 grapefruit and [...]
Next Diet Announcement
Posted in Stewardess Diet on May 29, 2007 | 1 Comment »
And….we’re back. Sorry, I got off track a little bit, but I’ve been preparing some interesting posts for this site, at least they’re what I would call interesting. And with the Memorial Day weekend in there I didn’t feel like starting something new when I should be out eating hamburgers and hot dogs. I’ve decided [...]
